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so…this sheet music was out on my grandma’s piano during thanksgiving tonight…

so…this sheet music was out on my grandma’s piano during thanksgiving tonight…

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Jean Claude Van Damme slaps a rattlesnake on the head and punches its lights out in Hard Target.

Jean Claude Van Damme slaps a rattlesnake on the head and punches its lights out in Hard Target.

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knowyourmeme:

KYMdb - [10] Guy
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knowyourmeme:

KYMdb - Priority Peter
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lol

lol

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ursorum:

ursorum:

i walked into my room and found this sitting on my bed

thanks dad

APPARENTLY MY DAD BOUGHT THIS FOR ME BECAUSE WHEN I SAID “I WANT A MANGO SMOOTHIE” THIS MORNING, HE THOUGHT I SAID “I WANT A WATERMELON TO SOOTHE ME”

THANKS

DADDY

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LOL

LOL

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What time is it?? BEER:30 AM!

What time is it?? BEER:30 AM!

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This never got old today…..

This never got old today…..

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Decided to do a little April Fool’s prank on muh best friend today while she was at work. 

1 Beaded door

405 ft. of streamers

150+ thumbtacks

1 green lightbulb (energy efficient, too!)

I hope she thinks it’s as funny as I do, ‘cause it’s gonna be a bitch getting 150+ tacks and streamers out of her ceiling and then reattaching her original door!

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I made this for my best friend tonight. I thought it was pretty neat!

I made this for my best friend tonight. I thought it was pretty neat!

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