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What time is it?? BEER:30 AM!

This never got old today…..

Decided to do a little April Fool’s prank on muh best friend today while she was at work. 

1 Beaded door

405 ft. of streamers

150+ thumbtacks

1 green lightbulb (energy efficient, too!)

I hope she thinks it’s as funny as I do, ‘cause it’s gonna be a bitch getting 150+ tacks and streamers out of her ceiling and then reattaching her original door!

I made this for my best friend tonight. I thought it was pretty neat!

Follow this guy if you’re interested in getting dating advice from my roommate posing as me (I think). 

I dunno, but follow it if you want dating advice from the guy who knows me best, pretending to be me.

Drinking Bud Light in a McDonald’s parking lot and stealing their free wi-fi. Then we sleep in the car in a hotel parking parking lot and go to Six Flags Magic Mountain in the morning!

Not the ideal set of circumstances for my birthday, I guess, but fuck it. I’m in L.A. for my birthday/New Year’s Eve!

Alright, one more, just ‘cause I find this one to be pretty funny.