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What time is it?? BEER:30 AM!

What time is it?? BEER:30 AM!

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Happy birthday to me!

Drinking Bud Light in a McDonald’s parking lot and stealing their free wi-fi. Then we sleep in the car in a hotel parking parking lot and go to Six Flags Magic Mountain in the morning!

Not the ideal set of circumstances for my birthday, I guess, but fuck it. I’m in L.A. for my birthday/New Year’s Eve!

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I fell asleep on my friends’ couch the other night. They managed to stack on me, amongst many other things, the entire contents of one of their closets, a case of beer, all the cushions from another couch and a FREAKING BICYCLE. Needless to say, I got pwnd.

I fell asleep on my friends’ couch the other night. They managed to stack on me, amongst many other things, the entire contents of one of their closets, a case of beer, all the cushions from another couch and a FREAKING BICYCLE. Needless to say, I got pwnd.

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rustyjoshy:

Let it commence…

The gin one was much better.

rustyjoshy:

Let it commence…

The gin one was much better.

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